they said you need to be able to love someone, in sickness and in health, during their best and worst selves.
they also left out the part where YOU have to love someone even if YOURE mad and pissed off. Because quite frankly, when I am made I really just wanna watch the world burn and shatter into a million shards of nightmarish ice blasts.
i hate not because I dont love. But because I cant handle myself……
Some say the world would end in fire
Some say in ice
From what I have tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire
But if it had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction, ice,
is also great
and would suffice
The Mata Mata Turtle
Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
i cant handle this
Homer Simpson………..is the ideal husband…..love this post forever !!!!